My broken tooth is hurting more and more every day. There was a cavity that broke a couple of weeks ago and now there’s 1/3 of my tooth completely gone. I need to get it filled ASAP except I’m broke as fuck and have to pay my phone bill in a week and my last month of birth control and tuition for summer semester and guhhhhhhhhhhhhrtdiohjofijnroitjydrtkijhyfnomoney.

SO HEY does anyone want to perform a sketchy/free cavity filling for me? I’ll pay you in… I don’t know. Something that isn’t legitimate currency.